Sounds like the start of a Dr Seuss book, doesn't it! However, it is my reality. Sigh. Yup. After the plumbing blockage took over one week to fix and the water is again flowing and no brown stuff is backing up, we now have another crisis. Mice.
Ignorance was bliss. At least they are staying in one cupboard... as far as I know.
I had a whole funny story written out by hand for you, except that today the story wasn't so funny when I awoke at 5.30AM to the sound of the mouse trap snapping shut. That mouse was right handed. A few hours later another snap and before I even got out of my room to go check, there was an explosion of noise and my cat brought me a gift: a dead mouse (head this time) still attached to the trap. Talk about EW!!!
I know that some of you will be seeing the same bright lights flashing behind your eyelids with that yellow bumper sticker with the black letters screaming out "ban leg hold traps!" but, I'm not apologetic when I say that if I caught them without killing them and transported them to one of the surrounding wheat fields, they would find their way back into my house to continue stealing my penne.
Seriously, that's all I know they took. Over 1kg of dry penne. I have no idea what they were using it for!!! All I know is that the contents of my bags of pasta kept mysteriously disappearing. All that I'd find was the empty bag with a small hole in the top. Any ideas on what they would use dry pasta for? I can't believe that it would make a cozy nest....
Feel free to leave comments: advice would be helpful and encouraged. If you're laughing, you're not the only one. Not only are my family and friends, but I think the leg hold karma gods planned my cat's gift to accentuate my Lady Macbeth tendencies: "can't get my hands clean!!!"
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